someone like most of you has spent the last three years of his life to build a resume for getting NYU Hauser Global Scholarship and has not received any news yet ( Oops!) and surprisingly is not that upset yet. Lets have fun:
An old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?"/ "There's something wrong with my di.", he replied./ The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."/ You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something." /The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??"/ "There's something wrong with my ear", he stated./ The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice./ "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"/ "I can't piss out of it," he replied. /The waiting room erupted in laughter.
P.s I guess most of scholarships have been announced to the recipients so far because of many reasons that have been already mentioned on this board